i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience
unless you experience my penis
I just choked on my food.
that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on
Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?
do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u
i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you
i think it’s a fucking miracle
do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them
boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob
boo is one letter from boob too tho
life is just full of miracles
the worst part about being single is looking cute and not having anyone to share it with.