sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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(Source: ohohmeo)


do ur squats
eat ur vegetables
wear red lipstick
dont let boys be mean to u

(Source: honky-tonk-badonk-adonk)

scott-pilgrimage:

whosromeo:

i think it’s cute when someone admits they have a crush on you

i think it’s a fucking miracle 

sextnoise:

following back tons!

(Source: so-loost)

bellatirx:

do you ever like a celebrity so much you actually get jealous when other people say they like them

(Source: ruthwilson)

fartgallery:

secondstartotherightamirite:

fartgallery:

boo backwards is oob which is just one letter away from boob

boo is one letter from boob too tho

life is just full of miracles

(Source: imathewjames)

foodtrucker:

i hate cute couples unless they’re 50% me

(Source: foodtrucker)

ishalouise:

the worst part about being single is looking cute and not having anyone to share it with.